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About Us
We want to give you the best services and take your money.
As our name suggests, we have zero filters and aim to make our customers laugh. The moment we laugh is when you buy a T-shirt from our site and make us happy. The good news is you are getting quality cotton, the bad news is that cocaine is still illegal.
We hope you recommend us to your friends, too because we’d like to take their money, not just yours.
Guaranteed Results
We promise to charge you for every single order. We will also address you sarcastically but with style, and we will honour every claim should one arise.
Our legal team, which is based in the pub 7 days a week, will review every complaint and get back to you politely, provided that is possible at the given moment.
Quality Services
We are simply the best. There is not much else to say.
What types of T-shirts can I print on?
You can print any type of T-shirt with any design on it, as long as it doesn’t cross the line of common sense. Which we don’t have, So you don’t really need to worry about That bullshit.
How long does it take to receive my order?
If you find someone from the shipping office, probably at the pub, offer to buy them a beer. We’re pretty sure your package will be sent faster than if you didn’t buy them a drink.
Can I order just one custom T-shirt?
Of course you can, but please note for that price, we can’t even afford ketamine.
What file formats can I upload for designs?
Every file is welcome, especially those from porn sites. If you really want us to print your T-shirt, then PDF, EPS, and AI are also welcome, but they must be sent in a package with at least one link from a porn site.
Do you offer eco-friendly printing options?
Eco Friendly? That’s your question? Who’s the owner of this motherfucker? we’re off to the pub.